iPhone Games I’ve Started to See in My Dreams

My, I never realized I’d end up using my iPhone as my Most Commonly Used Game Console. But then again, I don’t play anything other than turn-by-turn video games.

I always kind of thought “seeing Tetris blocks fall when I close my eyes” was… more… a figure of speech. Turns out to be far more than that.

Here are some I’ve just started seeing in my head, usually when I’m trying to fall asleep, and sometimes I dream of playing them.

TanZen

This is the best tangram puzzle game implementation on the iPhone. And, I daresay, anywhere. Including real tangrams. The graphics, the intuitive controls, the fact that you can turn the music off and listen to your own (not something to be overlooked), and the fact that new puzzles are added every few months. It comes with over 200 now.

Boggle (Official)

It’s ideal Boggle solitaire (and should, be after all, being official). It has everything, including the shaking-of-the-boggle-cube, which is not to be underestimated when implementing a word game. Includes little achievements to unlock, and some interesting variants that could only be implemented with a timer on an iPhone, like Portal Boggle (cubes at the beginning and end of words you make swap places).

Poison

If you’ve ever played the card game by Reiner Knizia, you know that it’s an addictive trick-taking game in the manner of hearts, except better. For instance, all three normal suits can score negative points, but you can shoot the moon in any of them (indeed, strategy centers around shooting the moon). And that’s just the start. It’s Evil Hearts with more strategy. The iPhone game is solo.

Rummikub (Official)

I don’t like playing Rummikub in person, because there is a lot of tile manipulation involved. Which is quite fun, but still: tons of tiles, tons of manipulation. This little app makes the manipulation intuitive and cool, and the little tile sounds are wonderful, as is the animation. As in real life, you’re best off with three—in this case virtual—opponents.

WordSearch [AFKsoft]

There are a lot of find-words-in-a-grid games in the App Store, but I currently like this one best. A lot of strange categories to please any geek (dinosaurs? constellations? greek myths?), as well as daily Small/Medium/Big-sized puzzles with results that go to a leader board server. It’s simple, and it doesn’t have eye-breaking backgrounds unless you want it to.

i.Game 16 Mahjong

This is real Mahjong, the rummy and, basically, discard deduction game, not that solitaire tile-matching thing. Mahjong has multiple variants, and this is Taiwanese 16-tile hands. The AI is not all that great, or so reviews say, but at least this app is stable. Mahjong tile sounds? Satisfying check. The games, like real-life Mahjong, can take foreeeeeever, but it auto-saves and picks up games easily. I suck at Mahjong, but am addicted anyways.

Button Men

The classic game of beating people up with dice of various polyhedral shapes. You can play it solo, or play with two in pass-and-play fashion. Comes with Soldiers and Vampires, along with a new exclusive set (so standard, swing, shadow, and poison dice). They plan to do more, so I hope one day for speed dice! There are individualized taunt and beaten messages for each Button Man you play against, which I really like.

I usually played Niles back when I had the buttons. Which might tell you everything you need to know about me.

Mach Dice

I quite like this die roller app. Does any number of polyhedral dice you like, including funny sizes (like 14 and 16) and the lesser sizes (like 2). Realistic rolling engine. Eats up CPU and memory like anything, but still very stable and better than rolling 15 d10s manually. I wish you could add custom dice (like Battlelore or Heroscape dice), but otherwise it does quite a good job. And now I have a war game that requires 2-sided dice (at one point 20 of them were required1), so this has become an invaluable app.

  1. The single unit being attacked did end up requiring this much to bring it down. Fickle, fickle dice. []
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A Story With a Dark Twist: Shadow Unit Season 2 Episodes

These are just all the episodes, including the Christmas Special; all the other specials will be coming in their own pack, maybe next week, because I need to turn my attention to tea tasting now.

  Shadow Unit - Season 2 Episodes - MOBI [Kindle, Mobipocket] (1.1 MiB, 18 hits)
  Shadow Unit - Season 2 Episodes - EPUB [Sony Reader, Nook, etc] (910.7 KiB, 17 hits)
  Shadow Unit - Season 2 Episodes - LIT [Microsoft Reader] (666.3 KiB, 9 hits)

This batch, unlike Season 1, is done with the New and Improved S∂ Method for Constructing Ebooks, which is quite fast and reliable, except that I end up having to correct a lot of HTML because Adobe Digital Editions is very fussy. If I tune my scripts better, it’ll be faster, but I’ve been a bit lazy (which of course, ends up with more work…).

Anyways, I hope you enjoy them. I don’t know when Season 3 will start, but it’d be nice if I tuned my scripts before then….

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Get Out the Abacus and Count This: Shadow Unit Season 1 Available As EPUB

This was made possible via Calibre, which has a rather spiffy converter from Mobipocket files (suitable for Kindle) to EPUB files (suitable for Sony Reader and Stanza).

Note: This is, as the file name indicates right now, a beta version. Please file complaints as appropriate (preferably as comments to this blog entry). Once I get the kinks straightened out, I’ll put out a final EPUB version, a new Kindle version (not that much different), and a Microsoft LIT version. The conversion turned out not to be as seamless as I hoped, especially in the case of

extra

pagebreaks.

Sorry about that.

  Shadow Unit - Season 1 - Beta EPUB (1.0 MiB, 14 hits)

If you’re a stanza user, you can add the following URL as a library: http://www.spontaneousderivation.com/stanza/ .

By the way, if you’re a Kindle reader and you haven’t read Shadow Unit yet, Season 1 for Kindle (and other Mobipocket readers) is available.

  Shadow Unit: Season 1: Kindle/Mobipocket (1.5 MiB, 1,416 hits)
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Gravity Got No Hold On Me

Update:

I notice a lot of lyrics sites completely get the lyrics wrong. So here are some slightly more correct lyrics. Enunciation: it can be difficult in song, apparently.

Click here to read more »

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Session the 14th: I Don’t Know How the Hell the Rest of You Live Here

It’s been a while. Lots of time elapsed between this and the previous appointment. That was a really stupid thing to do.

Anyways.

When I was much younger, during that stretch of time I usually refer to as my hilariously abusive childhood, a favorite aunt of mine died because a paramedic had been a little bit overenthusiastic with some kind of heart medicine. Kind of awful. I didn’t grieve, even though I already knew by then what death meant.

Fast forward to some years ago, during some of the initial excitement when my parents were stalking me and knew where I lived, and the death threats, and all that, a friend of mine died in a whitewater rafting accident. It was rather awful. I didn’t grieve. Isn’t that awful all by itself?

And in the intervening years spent on the run and then finally spent here, there have been a large number of deaths of authors and actors and people whose work I very much appreciated and touched me, and I didn’t grieve.

This weekend Kage Baker died. And I am grieving. And I don’t really know what to do next. I’ve spoken to several people, apparently not knowing what to do next is sort of normal, or something.

I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t be grieving, because I didn’t know her, not like friends know her. But I loved her books, and as much as Pratchett or Gaiman or Rowling, they were an escape hatch during some pretty awful times. For whatever reason, her death hit me hard. (And then there was all the other excitement over the weekend, which didn’t help.)

So anyways, it’s probably a good thing that I now have mental space to feel this kind of stuff that I haven’t been able to feel before. Like grief.

Grief sucks, man. I’d say it’s like being sad, but it’s not totally that. It kind of feels like falling. I’d almost say it was a little bit like some of my PTSD episodes, except that I know it isn’t. I’m not really sure what the hell it is.

What is going to happen to me when the rest of the authors-whose-works-got-me-through-hell die? Worse, what’s going to happen to me when my actual friends now die? Hell, I don’t even know now what’s going to happen if I ever hear word that my parents are dead. There was a time when I knew, very certainly, that I wouldn’t feel very much, if anything; and now perhaps that’s all up in the air.

What else is going to happen? What else is there? For instance, am I going to feel actual love, real actual love, instead of some kind of pale imitation of attraction? I’ve read Shakespeare, man. I know that sucks too, and what little I’ve managed to feel in life so far is still painful.

I knew where I was 20 years ago. It wasn’t pleasant, and it definitely didn’t have a good future, and it was frankly a psychotic existence, but it didn’t have this grief or love or whatever other horrible thing there is to be felt here. I have no idea how to deal with any of it, and a large part of my general social fear now, online or offline, is that I’m going to end up hurting people even more than I already have.

I don’t know how the hell the rest of you live here.

What really worries me is that isn’t even a slightly facetious statement.

So the sessions are going to pick up again. Gods know where it’s all going to go. I feel so awful, and sometimes I wish the PTSD would come back. Although knowing how my years usually go, it most likely will in a few months. I’ve only known respite in spring, and now I don’t even have that.

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For Once I Don’t Agree with John Scalzi on Something

Though mostly just on one point in a longer entry from his blog:

Well, if they own a Kindle, they don’t have a choice whether to boycott or not, do they? Amazon’s already made the choice for them.

  • I do buy books from sources other than Amazon.com and read them on my Kindle. The Kindle isn’t that closed; it reads Mobipocket-formatted books, which are available from many online sources other than Amazon.com. And these days, it also reads PDFs.

  • If Macmillan ever sells ebooks elsewhere without DRM (’cause DRM outside the Kindle isn’t compatible with it, but non-DRM is just fine), then I will buy such books from there (or wherever is generally available) and read them on my Kindle. Which I already do for books from Subterranean Press (whenever they do come out with ebook editions).

  • That Mobipocket books can be delivered to a Kindle directly via a special email address for each one makes the whole “delivered to your Kindle” thing pretty easy for web stores to automate (both Fictionwise and Webscriptions can do this). There’s a charge, but hell, it’s 15 cents per megabyte, and you’ve got a real problem with length if your book is over 1MB of text compressed (for Mobipocket is indeed usually a compressed format).

On the other, but not opposing, hand, I also find people wondering whether John Scalzi is a Macmillan sockpuppet to laughable, ignorant, and in search of some particular individual to blame. Blaming people employed or published by Macmillan who were not involved in the decision is really quite stupid.

And on the other, other hand, and this is not something John Scalzi himself has done, but what I’ve been seeing online from time to time: blaming individual Amazon employees—including CS reps, OMG, why are some of you taking this out on them, the poor bastards?—not involved in the decision is also quite stupid.

And on some other hand, Kali-like, here’s the truth: the supporters of the two sides on all this? Split even. “We’re more organized”? Not a great argument as per sheer numbers. Twitter and LiveJournal are great for filtering the world to your POV. Unfortunately, in my case, I’ve got a lot of general Kindle readers/ebook fans as well as publishers/professional writers on my Twitter follow list, and followers and fans thereof, and I have a headache.

And extra unfortunately, I’ve also got the same mix problem on my RSS feeds, so I still have the headache despite being off Twitter. But at least, now that I’m off Twitter apart from the automated Twitter Tools blog post notifications, it’s not coming from two social media sources at the same time.

The next to last hand: for people who are ultra-convinced that the publishing industry is the second coming of the music industry, or something, go read this.

And the last hand: why the hell do you think stockholders on either side of this debate are happy? Just why? No, don’t answer that. It’s not like the stock market adds up at the best of times.

I’m off to drink tea. A lot of tea. I have discovered that it is actually possible to pass out from drinking too much tea, much to my general happiness at certain points this weekend.

Kicked this article into the spare bit bucket, because frankly, there is not a lot of love for anybody in this entry.

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Links for 2010 Feb 3

I’m getting sicker and sicker as the week progresses. For those of you who despise me: enjoy. There’s some heavy stress that’s taking a toll on me, and that it involves a mortgage is making things even worse than they might otherwise be.

At the moment I’m taking Mucinex, and if you have never taken an expectorant, you might want to meet their cute Mucus Mascot family. Or… not. However, this stuff is hella awesome. From their product line, this is what I take.

Science Digestive is writing some interesting letters. Hat tip to Phil Plait. From Science: Dear Media, Dear Homeopathy, Dear Astrology, Dear Economics, Dear ‘Apple’, Dear Advertising, Dear ‘The Pope’.

Not Exactly Rocket Science: Why Does the Gunslinger Who Draws First Always Get Shot? Though the theory that inspired the research may be more of a case of awesome gun-slingin’ physicist, the research itself is interesting.

New York Post: SAVAGE BEAGLES TERRORIZE EAST END. Yes, REALLY. “It was like a scene from a werewolf movie.” Hat tip to Andrew Sullivan (who loves his beagles).

Talking Points Memo: Week of Shenanigans Makes the CA-Gov Race Interesting Again. What happens when two billionaire Republican candidates duke it out in the party’s gubernatorial primary? Wank. So much wank. Not even political wank. (No, Schwarzenegger is not involved.)

Bad Astronomy: Evolution for kids. Whoa. This is a neat book: illustrated, scientific, Phil Plait’s stamp of approval. Look at the cover:

Available directly from skeptic.com’s shop, Amazon.com, Amazon.ca, Amazon.co.uk (where I think it’s actually temporarily sold out). Considering how evolution-anathema the US is, I’m surprised the ratings are that high on the Amazon.com entry (five stars); undoubtedly this will change as some folks go to mob it.

The Big Picture: Tough Guy Challenge 2010. For those of us with a weaker disposition, it’s nice to watch tough people of both genders put themselves through trials that will probably make them as sick as us over the coming week.

While I’m at it, a couple more health product plugs, both from Burt’s Bees, because there are so very many things wrong with me.

First is Res-Q Ointment; it comes in a small round tin, 1.5″ across and 0.75″ high, is green, and smells like aloe vera. Some people don’t like the smell, but it’s comforting to me. It helped heal a very nasty scrape wound that itched like crazy under Neosporin, even the one that’s supposed to soothe itching; and only a little bit under the Res-Q. It’s also the only scrape I’ve had that’s healed without much of a scar. Recommend it highly.

You can get four tins at bulk price from Amazon.com, but you aren’t going to use all that much of it. Though I certainly made a noticeable divot while treating the rather horrible scrape. Apparently there’s also Res-Q Lip Balm now. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Second is Thorougly Therapeutic Honey & Grapeseed Oil Hand Creme. The skin on my face is constantly oiled and smooth, but the skin on my hands get cracked horribly during winter, even in the soggy Pacific Northwest, to the point where it will bleed between cracks by noon. So far, this is the only hand creme that works. It does smell very nice, too, and soaks in rather than staying greasy. I use a lot of this, but unfortunately it’s not currently available in bulk anywhere.

And finally: this is where John Travolta lives. I’m… kind of speechless.

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Links for 2010 Feb 1

Glenn Greenwald: Susan Collins spreads central myth about the Constitution. In other words, yes, non-Americans are indeed protected by the U.S. Constitution.

Bad Astronomy: President Obama’s NASA budget unveiled. We probably won’t miss Constellation all that much, but there are other things we probably will.

James Fallows: Why bipartisanship can’t work. “The drawbacks of a parliamentary system… without any of the advantages.”

Justin Kaufman’s Campaign Ad Film Reviews – Installments 1, 2, 3, and 4

Andrew Sullivan: Ronald Reagan, Leftist. No, Reagan is not being argued as Liberal All Along. Well. Not in the usual way.

SlightlyWarped.com’s Curiosities: Awesome Elevator Ads

/Film: Orange/Blue Contrast in Movie Posters. Warning: you cannot unsee this. However, of the things that you can’t unsee, this is probably one of the preferable ones.

US Baptists Knew Taking Children Out of Haiti Was Wrong. WTF.

Roger Ebert: How to Read a Movie. An older blog entry of his. His (@ebertchicago) is the only Twitter stream I read via RSS.

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Perfection Isn’t People

I remember, when I was much younger in college, researching the beginnings, growth, and history of Microsoft for an economics semester paper.

Now that is a tainted road. All sorts of hijinks going on, some less mature than others, and some more prosecutable, if anyone could come up with the last shred of evidence, than others. As someone who was brought up to be righteous and good and correct, such immorality shocked me, and made me swear off Microsoft products forever because they were so evil. And I was young and naive enough to think the worst of anyone willingly working for Microsoft. It was easy to judge; just hang around Slashdot, and there was plenty of support.

A decade later, I look at that earlier me and wonder: was I ever such a twit? Was I ever a twit enough to condemn every person working for a company because I didn’t believe in its goals? Or enough of a twit to be so unforgiving that the slightest action I disagreed with should result in my perma-banning products from my life?

Oh. Right. I was. I learned, much later in life, of the good things that Microsoft did as well; and only later did I have the perspective to appreciate how much Microsoft has changed technology for the better—and, sometimes, for the worst. And sometimes ineptly. Such is life.

So later on, when people started tearing Google up the ears, I started to question getting along with the mob mentality. Yes, there are things they do I don’t agree with. But that isn’t everything; some things they do, I do agree with. Some things that I agree with they do very well. And, perhaps in the end, the difference is that I know people at Google, and they aren’t evil. And nowadays I know people at Microsoft, and they aren’t evil either.

And these days, I have enough knowledge to be able to distinguish between separate departments at Google and Microsoft, because not all people think alike, especially not in large corporations.

The thing is, people aren’t perfect, and companies, despite not being people, are in the end run by people who aren’t perfect. We aren’t going to agree all the time; they’re not going to be idiots all of the time. Ideological purity is a poor filter for life, despite how easy it is to implement, because then you can pretend the world is black and white when it isn’t.

These days I tend to roll my eyes at decisions made due to ideological purity. Such as, “I will never read this author again because I found out he was a Conservative,” or maybe, “I will never buy Microsoft products because they cheated on the competition”1, or, “I’ll never buy Tor books again because such a lot of their authors were involved in RaceFail,” or perhaps, “I will never vote for an Obama ticket again because Obama screwed up with DADT,” and even, “This health care bill should die, because it hasn’t got a public option even though it has additional health insurance regulations to keep insurance companies from screwing over people.” Or, you know, the Republican ideological purity test, which has actually been half-standardized now by the RNC, which is… an interesting way for the “Don’t Tread On Me” party to go.

I want to believe in a world where I could rule someone as all-good or all-bad, much less companies, but that gets harder and harder the older I get, because I run into so many of my own imperfections. For instance, I know a lot of people sympathize with me because my parents were nightmare-level abusive. How would you feel about me if I told you I actually did come up with ways, almost every day past the age of ten perhaps, of killing my father? Or if I told you about the times when I screamed at my mother in anger and threw things at her the way my father did? How about if I told you that I have this strange little peccadillo, donchaknow, of burning the people I get close to because I tend to interpret closeness as a precursor to betrayal, even though I know in my head that it’s not, and react as only I can?

And what if I told you that wasn’t the worst of it?

Many people think I’m fine to work alongside of, or to do business with. But every single person I’ve gotten close to on a personal level has ended up really regretting that they ever bothered to make the connection.2

People do stupid and bad things (multiple). That doesn’t make them any less stupid, or devalue pointing out that such things are stupid, or acting upon that judgement. On the other hand, the same people can also do smart and good things (multiple). I used to think Pratchett and Gaiman were exaggerating when they commented on the phenomenon in Good Omens repeatedly.

If there’s really a purity test in life, I fail it. I think, actually, most people would. Perhaps the ones who don’t really are the ones who should be making all the decisions for the rest of us.

Until then, I suppose most of us must get on with morally imperfect lives.

  1. That would eliminate an awful lot of companies from the ideologically pure life, because no big company ever existed without breaking eggs, much as I hate using that argument. []
  2. So if I push you away, or seem stand-offish, or get terribly nervous if I like you even in only a friendly rather than romantic way, that’s why. It’s not you, it’s me. Funny, I never thought I would say that phrase. []
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Currently Listening: Everything You Want

For some reason, I mostly listen to songs based on sound, not so much on lyrics, although some of the lyrics here I am kind of identifying with a lot right now, for some reason.

Also, a lot of nostalgia. This was one of the songs I heard the most of during college, and, well, those were interesting times, they were.

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