Month Archive: January 2009

Stephen Colbert: The Audacity of Nope

I love him so.

There are quite a few people upset at the House of Representatives’ Republican behavior with respect to the bill. All that wasted talk and compromise from Obama, seems to be the general thought on the left side of the line.

But I’m not upset, despite liking the bill.

First of all, it’s the House of Representatives. The House is like the LiveJournal community of the U.S. Government. I’d have been deeply impressed if the Stimulus Package vote had gone down without some kind of high school melodrama.

Secondly, the Republicans seem to have forgotten the rules to the blood sport of Washington. Yes, you can indeed ignore the rules of reciprocation and trust when you’re in the clear majority. But when you aren’t the majority, it’s easier to accumulate political debt than political interest.

Put plainly: Obama, by visiting the Hill rather than staying put in the White House, and having all of these successful talks with the Republicans, more or less invested his available political coinage (of which he has quite a bit of, being as popular as he is with the country right now). He gave the opportunity to the Republicans to do the same. But instead of investing, they decided to spend what little coinage they had left in cock-blocking the bill (and especially the way they spun it to the media).

This might have been worth something were they able to actually get something in return, like actually blocking the bill; but they didn’t and indeed they couldn’t. Obama’s investment, on the other hand, paid him dividends. He had little risk, which is not the same as having little to risk, which is what the House Republicans have. And thus Obama played his hand well, much better than most Presidents would have done, I think.

So, House Republicans: they’ve effectively blown their political brokerage account. They didn’t actually incur debt, because Obama came to them; they just cleaned themselves out with little leverage left to actually build up their accounts again. Such accounts do eventually gain interest as the memory of the public fades, but for the near future, Obama has them dead to rights.

And, you know. It wouldn’t be LiveJournal the House of Representatives without a little soap opera floating around.

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New on Kindle: January 26th – 28th, Part 2

Why yes, there is a distinct YA beat to this particular update, but it’s not entirely YA.

The Faerie Path by Frewin Jones

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On her 16th birthday, Anita discovers that she’s the long lost daughter of King Oberon, that her boyfriend is the servant of an evil Faerie lord, and that the Queen has vanished. Shakespearean plays are involved.1

The first book in a series, followed up by The Lost Queen and Seventh Daughter, all now on the Kindle.

The Pinhoe Egg by Diana Wynne Jones

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Another YA book, this time a new volume in the much revered Chrestomanci series/world, which predated Harry Potter by several years. (And I very much loved Witch Week when I was younger.)

Most of the rest of the Chrestomanci series is now also present on the Kindle:

Charmed Life
The Lives of Christopher Chant
Witch Week
The Magicians of Caprona
Mixed Magics (short stories)

Conrad’s Fate is not yet on the Kindle, but it’s one of the more recent books.

Bones of the Dragon by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman

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One of our not-YA books for this column.

From the writers who brought you the far-reaching fantasy-science-fiction epic The Death Gate Cycle comes a new epic fantasy series.

The new series also has a Facebook page compiling various links and news postings all in one spot.

The Comet’s Curse by Dom Testa

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The Galahad is on a mission to recolonize a distant world after Earth is devastated by deadly particles from a passing comet. Its crew: 16 years old and under, due to the population imbalance left after the deadly comet. And while under way, a saboteur appears to be attempting to overthrow the mission and/or kill everybody, thus ending the human race.

Reminds me of a Heinlein YA book. This is also one of the first “Tor Teen” books I’ve seen in the Kindle store, which is excellent.

Vamps by Nancy A. Collins

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Bathory Academy, a New York school for elite vampire girls from established upper-class vampire families, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “bad girls.”

“What vampires aren’t upper-class?” you may wonder. Well, there’s the New Blood, such as Cally Monture from the bad side of town, and she’s not going to receive such a happy reception from the bad girlz of Bathory.

Sisters of the Sword by Maya Snow

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Kimi and Hana are fine young ladies of Japan. Not about to become warriors or samurai.

That all changes when their family is brutally torn apart and trampled by betrayal, and Kimi and Hana are determined to seek revenge, a la Hua Mulan.

The second book, Chasing the Secret, is also available for the Kindle.

Spiral Hunt by Margaret Ronald

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(Not YA.)

Magic runs in the streets of Boston, and Evie knows how to tap into that magic, find things, even find people. She’s let this power rest (being psychic or just as good as in fiction is almost never a prospect for sanity or happiness), until a lover from her past returns to stalk her.

Dream Warrior by Sherrilyn Kenyon

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(Not YA.)

Instead of vampires, now it’s the sons and daughters of the Greek gods of dreams and nightmares, the Oneroi, warriors who battle demons to keep the sleeping lives of humans and immortals alike safe. The Dream-Hunters.

The previous books in this series are also available on the Kindle, including:

  1. The Dream-Hunter
  2. Upon the Midnight Clear
  3. Dream Chaser

You probably know Kenyon from her long-running Dark-Hunter series, one of best-selling series in the paranormal romance genre, of which the Dream-Hunter world is a subset. All of Dark-Hunter is now in the Kindle store.

A Perfect Darkness by Jaime Rush

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Not YA.

Also the cover watches you sleep all alone in the night.

Remember the psychic-is-never-happy rule? Yes. Also, there’s romance. Much romance. Much government conspiracy. Also, much romance.

  1. Ah, Shakespeare, Faerie, YA…. it’s becoming a pattern. []
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New on Kindle: January 26th – 28th, Part 1

Bones of Faerie by Janni Lee Simner

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Intriguing review at Tor.com.

Extremely good first chapter.

Free short story online set in the same world.

Okay, I just found my reading for the next couple days. This is a book mugging.1

The Map of Moments: A Novel of the Hidden Cities by Christopher Golden and Tim Lebbon

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The second book set in the Hidden Cities world, this time with a history professor exploring the dark side of hurricane-ravaged Katrina with a magic map, looking for a way to revive a dead love untimely ripped from life.

Mind the Gap, the first book, covers the dark side of London; both are stand-alone novels and both are available in the Kindle store.

Unfallen Dead (Connor Grey, Book 3) by Mark Del Franco

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Urban fantasy noir with private investigator Connor Grey, a druid who used to be part of a Faerie task force that oversaw the antics of the fey; now out on his own. In his third book, Connor must deal with the veil between the land of death and ours lifting, as well as the usual string of weird occult murders and an angry Faerie queen (well, not as usual).

The first two books, Unshapely Things (beginning with a string of dead faerie prostitutes) and Unquiet Dreams (war between Celtic faeries and Teutonic elves, in case you thought they were One and the Same), are also available on the Kindle.

The Children of Cthulhu edited by John Pelan and Benjamin Adams

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H.P. Lovecraft’s world of Cthulhu is one of the most famous “shared spaces” for writing, where people != Lovecraft are encouraged to expand the mythos with their own characters, stories, arcs.

Of course, like all fan fiction, this did not necessarily go well in all cases.

However! In swoop Pelan and Adams to save the day with new stories, some written by the best modern-day fantasy and science fiction authors, from Poppy Z. Brite to China Miéville, to breathe newfound terror into your life.

The stories:

  • “Details” by China Miéville
  • “Visitation” by James Robert Smith
  • “The Invisible Empire” by James Van Pelt
  • “A Victorian Pot Dresser” by L.H. Maynard and M.P.N. Sims
  • “The Cabin in the Woods” by Richard Laymon
  • “The Stuff of the Stars, Leaking” by Tim Lebbon
  • “Sour Places” by Mark Chadbourn
  • “Meet Me on the Other side” by Yvonne Navarro
  • “That’s the Story of My Life” by John Pelan and Benjamin Adams
  • “Long Meg and Her Daughters” by Paul Finch
  • “A Fatal Exception Has Occurred At…” by Alan Dean Foster
  • “Dark of the Moon” by James S. Dorr
  • “Red Clay” by Michael Reaves
  • “Principles and Parameters” by Meredith L. Patterson
  • “Are You Loathsome Tonight?” by Poppy Z. Brite
  • “The Serenade of Starlight” by W.H. Pugmire, Esq.
  • “Outside” by Steve Rasnic Tern
  • “Nor the Demons Down Under the Sea” by Caitlin R. Kiernan
  • “A Spectacle of a Man” by Weston Ochse
  • “The Firebrand Symphony” by Brian Hodge
  • “Teeth” by Mat Cardin

Star Trek: A Singular Destiny by Keith R. A. Decandido

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The follow-up to the galactical-apocalyptic trilogy known as Star Trek: Destiny. As you may or may not guess, Destiny did not end on the best of terms; will this bring you closure or just add some more pathos and struggle against the darkening of the light? Only your Kindle knows.

The three books of Star Trek:Destiny are also available on the Kindle:

Blood Blade (Skinners, Book 1) by Marcus Pelegrimas

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Yes, it’s another paranormal urban horror series with vampires/zombies/etc, starring a man bred to walk the line between the world of the supernatural and ours, and (this time) he and his kin are called “Skinners,” and we’re running out of them, an unfortunate thing.

Daylight Runner by Oisin McGann

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In the far future, Ash Harbor is one of the few domed cities that exists in a land devastated by an Ice Age, devoid of life and freaking cold to boot. Fueled and kept from the brink of death by the Clockworkers, the city’s people have learned to not ask questions.

One day, Sol’s father disappears. He begins to ask questions. Things turn grim quite quickly from there.

  1. A random book not on my schedule I walk straight into and out the other side. []
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New Review on Tor.com: The Stepsister Scheme

In The Stepsister Scheme, Hines takes three fairytale princesses on a semi-traditional sword and sorcery romp: a small, plucky group of heroes picks their way through a dangerous land fraught with supernatural dangers to achieve the quest objective. The adventure is delightful in a light-hearted fashion: there are magic flying horses and wicked stepsisters, fairy king and queen politics, and reveals of the true pasts and abilities of our three princess, which allow them to play their roles in this journey of rescue.

So who are these princesses, their Disneyland versions often decorating girls’ vivid pink accessories?

Continue reading “Review: The Stepsister Scheme”

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New on Kindle: Mid-January, Part 2

The Steel Remains by Richard K. Morgan

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Epic fantasy reinvented, i.e., more in the tradition of George R.R. Martin rather than J.R.R. Tolkien. Joe Abercrombie (The Blade Itself) comments, “Bold, brutal, and making no compromises–Morgan doesn’t so much twist the clichés of fantasy as take an axe to them. Then set them on fire.”

Which sounds like win to me.

You likely know Morgan better from his award-nominated science fiction, such as Thirteen, also available on the Kindle.

Them Bones by Carolyn Haines

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Here’s another mystery series with a fantastic element: in this case, our sleuth is advised by a ghost that haunts her plantation house. The Mississippi Delta paranormal mysteries are now complete on the Kindle with this first volume.

I’ll note that partway through the series, the cover art changed dramatically:

In order:

  1. Them Bones
  2. Buried Bones
  3. Splintered Bones
  4. Crossed Bones
  5. Hallowed Bones
  6. Bones to Pick
  7. Ham Bones
  8. Wishbones

The New Policeman by Kate Thompson

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Tír na n’Óg, the land of the faeries in Irish folklore, is a land of eternal youth. So naturally when your mother asks for more time as a gift, this is where your quest to locate the missing time of modern life eventually leads you.

Faeries are never a good thing to cross these days.

Rich in Irish mythology and music, The New Policeman and its sequel, The Last of the High Kings, is available on the Kindle.

Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr

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There is definitely a sub-genre of “Urban Faery” these days.

And unlike most, Wicked Lovely not only tells the story from the point of view of the human (in this case, teenager Aislinn) but also from the point of view of the faeries involved (Keenan, the Summer King, who must find the Summer Queen; and Donia, the unfortunate faerie girl who loves him).

The Switch by Anthony Horowitz

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Starting off sort of like It’s a Wonderful Life in reverse, Tad Spencer has it all (and I mean all. Way upper tax bracket all)—and then wishes he was somebody else. Unfortunately, his wish is granted, and his life is swapped for one in a gritty, criminal carnival world.

Bedeviled by Maureen Child

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“Saving Faerie! It’s your destiny. Trust my word as a delicious supernatural hunk who just happened to break into your apartment just after your fiance was devoured by a demon.”

Lyra’s Oxford by Philip Pullman

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This book is likely a far better experience in Real Paper form, since there are maps and many illustrations. But in particular the maps, since fold-out maps don’t work well on the Kindle.

This book also includes a short story set in the world of His Dark Materials.

Really, when a book is more Griffith & Sabine in its nature than not, go with the paper edition.

The novel series proper is entirely available on the Kindle:

  1. The Golden Compass
  2. The Subtle Knife
  3. The Amber Spyglass

I don’t know whether The Amber Spyglass Kindle edition is the censored version or not. Probably is.

Star Wars Galaxies: The Ruins of Dantooine by Voronica Whitney-Robinson

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Oh Star Wars. What’s up with this? A spinoff of the online MMORPG, where the Rebel Alliance must keep a list of high-ranking rebel sympathizers out of the clutches of Darth Vader. In a time period when Han, Luke, and Leia may—or may not—be able to help a Jedi out, hopefully this plays out as more than cliche.

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New on Kindle: Mid-January, Part 1

It’s been a while since the last New on Kindle, but the times between the ends and the middle of the month tend to be quiet. (Extremely so, in the case of January.)

It never rains but it pours. There’s going to be quite a few New on Kindle as we head into the later days of January and hit early February.

Wizard at Large by Terry Brooks

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The fantasy series featuring Terry Brooks’ other world of Landover, which exists alongside our own, continues to hit the Kindle in an oddly pattering fashion, as we see book three hit the store before book two (but book one, Magic Kingdom for Sale–Sold!, is available).

The Black Stallion and the Shape-shifter by Steven Farley

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Starting with an unusual blast from the past, the Black Stallion returns with a supernatural story this time—involving Ireland, the Black Stallion (not to be confused with Black Beauty, which is, by the way, available from Feedbooks for free), Alec, and a love interest stolen by kelpies.

Currently none of the other Black Stallion books, of which there is a decent pile, are available for the Kindle.

Starfist: A World of Hurt by David Sherman

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Yet another military SF adventure in the world of Starfist, the 10th book in the previous cycle before the Force Recon series.

Star Trek: Mirror Universe: Shards and Shadows by Various

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For all you fans of Spock With a Beard, here’s an entire anthology of 12 mirror universe Star Trek stories to marvel and devour, including:

  1. “Nobunaga” by Dave Stern
  2. “Ill Winds” by Dayton Ward and Kevin Dilmore
  3. “The Greater Good” by Margaret Wander Bonanno
  4. “The Black Flag” by James Swallow
  5. “The Traitor” by Michael Jan Friedman
  6. “The Sacred Chalice” by Rudy Josephs
  7. “The Bitter Fruit” by Susan Wright
  8. “Family Matters” by Keith R.A. DeCandido
  9. “Homecoming” by Peter David
  10. “A Terrible Beauty” by Jim Johnson
  11. “Empathy” by Christopher L. Bennett
  12. “For Want of a Nail” by David Mack

More information on these stories is available on the bestest Star Trek Wiki ever, Memory Alpha.

The 2007 Mirror Universe Star Trek novels are also available in the Kindle store, if you missed out the first time around, in two omnibus volumes:

Part 1: Glass Empire

  • Enterprise: Age of the Empress by Mike Sussman, Dayton Ward, Kevin Dilmore
  • Star Trek: Sorrows of Empire by David Mack
  • The Next Generation: The Worst of Both Worlds by Greg Cox

Part 2: Obsidian Alliances

  • Voyager: The Mirror-Scaled Serpent by Keith R.A. DeCandido
  • New Frontier: Cutting Ties by Peter David
  • Deep Space Nine: Saturn’s Children by Sarah Shaw

The Fetch by Chris Humphreys

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Well, that’s a disturbing cover. As it should be. British teenager Sky and his cousin Kristin discover a set of runestones—and discover Sky’s fetch, his other self in the spirit world, one whose history anchors Sky to Viking ancestors, as well as a dark and fierce hunger that haunts the present.

Some say it’s page-turning Runelore Galore.

Fade by Robert Cormier

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It’s avant-garde fantasy in the case of Cormier’s Fade, with a triple-generational plot structure. Paul discovers that his family has a special ability that occurs once in each generation—the fade, the ability to become invisible. It’s dangerous and easily abused—as Paul and the next two generation of faders discover.

The Outcasts by L.S. Matthews

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Another young adult subtly-fantasy by Matthews, author of Lexi, five teenagers are part of the anti-social Outcasts, and somehow end up on a field trip. Which then throws them into an alternate reality, all Interworld-like.

Going on a tangent:

Another of his books, A Dog for Life, covers the story of John and his psychically communicating dog Mouse, who journey on a quest to keep Mouse in healing contact with John’s brother Tom and not tossed into a pound.

To make up for this week’s Criminal Minds having, um, unfortunate cultural appropriation issues vis a vis the Romani culture, A Dog for Life also features a family of persecuted Roma who help John and Mouse.

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Buyer Beware: Fraudulent Copies of Peter Watts’ eBooks Being Sold on eBay UK

Peter Watts kindly provides his work online for free on his website, under the backlist section, under a Creative Commons Attribution – Noncommercial – Share Alike 2.5 Generic license.

Unfortunately, an eBay seller, e-bookkeeper_norwich, is fraudulently selling copies of Watts books in clear violation of both copyright and the non-commercial Creative Commons license, which is quite a feat of legal stupidity. ETA: These copies were not authorized by Peter Watts.

Do not buy from this guy, and report him to eBay.co.uk as much as possible.

Please spread the word.

Update: Peter Watts also posted about this, and the seller actually apologized in the comments and removed the item, as well as all the other copyright-infringing CD-roms and now sells club wear.

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Keith Olbermann sends off the Bush Administration

Embedding this in a post because it’s all just too good. Or bad. Depending on how you look at it.

Daily Kos has both the video and the transcript and, as ever, the comments.

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Inaugural Music Without Simultaneous Commentary

The New York Times reviewed the piece as well, quite accurately.

Link and video link from the Linkmeister (on a Making Light post).

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The Inaugural Address

Transcript available from The New York Times (complete with cheering and such).

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