Category Archive: eBookery

Actually Short: My Internet Rules (Inspired by Fandom Wank)

When interacting with people on the internet these days, I do my best to remember these tenets:

1) Will what I’m about to say end up on Fandom Wank, and not in a good way? If so, what I’m about to express is RAEG!!1!! and not legitimate anger.

2) The only proper way to react to RAEG!!!11!! is to grab the popcorn and wait for the show to appear on Fandom Wank.

ETA: These rules also apply to stupid as well as RAEG.

Being able to discern what falls under RAEG!!!1!!!1! and “rage” means hanging out on Fandom Wank for a while and processing/analyzing what you see (make sure you don’t fall into RAAAEEEEG!!!11!1!! because wanking on wanks definitely falls under tenet #1).

Make sure you’re not drinking anything during this time.

For historical study, check out the Fandom Wank Wiki.

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A Brief Drunken Comment on the Cost of Making Ebooks

(Well, it’s Ambien, but I am tired and it does have the same effect.)

Inspired in my late night reading via Andrew Wheeler’s rant against the idea that ebooks are cheap because of X.

As someone who has been working with creating novel-length ebooks based off both public domain works, non-public-domain Creative Commons works, and permission granted copyrighted works… here are some observations.

First. The main cost of creating an ebook is not the digital creation itself. That is expensive now, but streamlined workflow automation is possible, and speaking as a software developer, there is a niche for the guy or gal who can automatically convert works and manage different venues, or develops enterprise-level software for publishers to do so. This is what people focus on, either to say it’s impossible to do cheaply (but it is), or to claim this is the whole of publishing (which it isn’t), both arguments that miss the point by, not miles, but parsecs.

Second. The main cost of creating an ebook in fact remains the main costs of creating a book, period. The writing. The editing. The fact-checking and cross-checking. The images. The index building, oh gods, the index building. The cover. The marketing. The accounting. Making deals with the distributors. Negotiating with the goddess Ingram, goddess of the bottleneck of publishing. The poor bastards who have to clear copyright issues for, say, song lyrics.1 All of this adds up to the point where the cost of paper printing is dwarfed, as is the cost of creating ebooks (once we get a standardized workflow. Printing sure wasn’t fun before people knew what they were doing).

So basically, digital alone isn’t going to save publishing. What saves any industry’s ass when said ass is firmly in the fire is streamlining processes. Can’t streamline an already lovely process (of which I know little of, save for the small piece that is moving towards a usable workflow for the layman)?

Big deal, no one cares. Streamline down. As general advice, streamlining doesn’t work from a simple “reduce people” metholodgy; it involves rethinking your processes and invoking your inner kai zen. It involves change. Any industry that couldn’t do this—and trust me, I’m part of an industry that would love to stay stable but we can’t, because we live in an ever-churning vicious fast-turn-around marketplace—is gonna get steamrolled.

So the process is complicated. So you need all these layers. Blah blah blah. At work we need all this software. We need all this hardware. But we need to work smarter and find ways to use, choose, and change software, hardware, and development/testing/vetting/marketing processes to fit with the market.

Of course, it’s one thing to chase the market, and another thing to chase your competitors. Former is good advice, latter is a great way to generate death march projects that ultimately fail.

Oh, where was I….

Yes, publishing is going to go through a really ugly phase. And new guys will be trying to break the rules or create new ones. Screaming at digital, or pointing at digital as a savior, is so, so, so missing the point. Then there are alligators.

CHOMP

  1. Do not do this kind of thing, by the way, to your first manuscript going out into the world in the hopes of getting bought. It’s an expensive venture for any agent or publisher. They’d have to really, really, really like you and you would have to sell Dan Brown level of books, and even then, I’m not sure you could get it. []
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New from the S∂ eBookery: The Wallet of Kai Lung

A quote from Ernest Bramah’s The Wallet of Kai Lung, a fantasy set in Ancient China, showed up at the very beginning of Clouds of Witness, straight after the little biography of Lord Peter Wimsey.1 I figure this is a sort of recommendation from Dorothy L. Sayers.

So I went and found it in Project Gutenberg, the non-Canada, non-Australian one.2

And I thought: hey, I can legally read this text.

So now it’s converted. There’s only a second book in the series that’s available through Project Gutenberg Main, sadly, so this will be a really sort series of conversions; there are more available around and abouts.

Enjoy.

  1. Sadly, my local library has a rather incomplete collection of Lord Peter Wimsey books. Unfortunately, even if I donate said physical books from Amazon.com, my library won’t use them except in fire book sales, so I likely wouldn’t see them again. So. Um. I guess I’m ending up with a bunch of @#$#@ physical books. []
  2. The main Project Gutenberg stash, which follows U.S.’s twisted view of copyrights. []
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Shadow Unit Bootlegs: Season 2 Extras #14 and #15

DVD extras #14 and #15 from Shadow Unit are now part of the Seasons 2 Extras pack, your choice of file formats below:

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Apologies On Ebook Delays

Ebooks have been delayed, in particular for Shadow Unit and a couple of side projects, because I had serious problems with Crossover Mac and discovered yesterday that I needed to pay $40 more for it to be compatible with the most recent version of X in Leopard. I’d bought Crossover Mac maybe a couple years ago. I need it for Windows emulation, vital for things like mobigen and seeing whether the Microsoft Lit conversion is readable.

The discovery was a little distressing. That could have been at least 4, probably 6 or 7, ebooks across the Kindle store, Fictionwise, and Webscriptions… and yes, I’m in the process of buying my old library back, which is why I care about the velocity of leftover-money over books on a per month basis.

But CodeWeavers needs money like anybody else, including me. c’est la vie, and it probably did suck to try to figure out what was causing the rapid-crash problem (things involving Wine and X usually do). Bless them.

Anyhoo, we’re back on track over here in the eBookery, and once Shadow Unit updates later this evening (or sommat) the updated Extras will be available with both last week’s and this week’s.

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Shadow Unit Bootlegs: Episode 2×05: “Wind-Up Boogeyman”

A new episode, “Wind-Up Boogeyman”, is up at the official Shadow Unit site!

eBook bootlegs all around!

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Shadow Unit Bootlegs: Season 2 Extra #13: “Limits”

DVD extra #13, “Limits”, has been added at the official Shadow Unit site and also to the unofficial (but approved) bootleg Season 2 Extras ebook files!

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Shadow Unit: DVD Extra #12 “Acronyms”

Shadow Unit’s newest DVD extra, “Acronyms”, is up, and I’ve added it to the ever-growing Extras collection for Season 2:

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Shadow Unit DVD Extra “Sufficient”

The newest Shadow Unit DVD Extra, “Sufficient”, is now available at the official website.

It has also been added to the ever-growing DVD extras pack for Kindle/Mobipocket, EPub, Sony Reader, Microsoft Reader, and PDF.

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Quick survey: eReader Formats for Shadow Unit et al?

A quick post to survey: who all wants eReader format to be part of the usual S∂ conversions for Shadow Unit? Please comment, send email, whatnot.

Back to work now.

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