Category Archive: Fantasy and SF

New Post at Tor.com: My Favorite and Mostly Improper Items of Holmesiana: A Letter

Dear Fans of the new Sherlock Holmes movie:

Let me apologize on the behalf of older Sherlock Holmes fandom for the bits of it that have been generating get-off-my-lawn reboot wank, not five days after the release of the movie. The Sherlock Holmes fandom has thrived for over a hundred years and multiple generations, and every generation has its… special snowflakes.

But fortunately, every generation has also produced creative fandom work (though they may not see it that way), from the solidly analytical to the wondrously fanciful. I may not agree with all of them, or even remotely like some of them, but they all occupy a place in my heart, because there wouldn’t be a Sherlock Holmes fandom without constant re-interpretation of the works. Yes, even the fic pastiche where Moriarty is a vampire who falls madly in love with Holmes.1

I present to you the more amusing pieces of Holmesiana I’ve gathered throughout the years. I’ve strived for a varied collection here that is at the very least sometimes accessible, even if it knocks out some of my absolute favorites. Too much of the fandom is out of print; I hope that changes one day, so that reading all the ’ship wank doesn’t cost 500£.

[Love and adaptation: that's how legends survive.]

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New Post on Tor.com: The Sherlock Holmes Fandom: Dawn of the Shipping Wars

Copyright © gailf548; Creative Commons Attribution License

On IMDb there’s a report that one Andrea Plunket, furious over Downey and Law’s interviews playing up possible homoerotic subtext in the Sherlock Holmes canon, is threatening to withdraw sequel permissions if Guy Ritchie keeps this up.

Plunket comments, “It would be drastic, but I would withdraw permission for more films to be made if they feel that is a theme they wish to bring out in the future. I am not hostile to homosexuals, but I am to anyone who is not true to the spirit of the books.”

Dear Ms. Plunket: allow me to introduce you to the concept of shipping wars. Because you’ve just put your foot right into one of the longest ones in unofficial existence—one that is, in fact, over a century old at the time of this writing.

[I mean, just look at the hats!]

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New Post on Tor.com: Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder in Fiction, Part 4

lordpeterwimsey

“There were eighteen months… not that I suppose he’ll ever tell you about that, at least, if he does, then you’ll know he’s cured… I don’t mean he went out of his mind or anything, and he was always perfectly sweet about it, only he was so dreadfully afraid to go to sleep….”

– Lord Peter Wimsey’s mother attempting to describe his difficulties from second-hand experience

In the first part of this series, I talked about how PTSD is experienced in real life versus many of its more popular and less accurate portrayals in fiction.

In the second and third parts of this series, I went into more detail with four examples of PTSD in fiction: Sinclair in Babylon 5, Frodo in The Lord of the Rings, the apocalyptic version of PTSD postulated in World War Z, and Josh Lyman in The West Wing.

While these depictions are somewhat successful, even extremely so, they tend to be either one-off Very Special Episodes (Babylon 5, The West Wing) or bittersweet finishers (World War Z, The Lord of the Rings). Writing about a character experiencing PTSD is already a difficult affair; writing about a character living with PTSD is much, much harder. So often we think that the most exciting part of PTSD is when it explodes, an event that supposedly either leaves a shattered mind behind, or must be immediately mostly or completely dealt within the next few chapters, lest the aftershocks shake the plot and character relationships too much.

Thus, there is one more example I want to discuss that particularly sticks out in my mind, because it covers the long-term portrayal of a character with PTSD who nevertheless is functional: Lord Peter Wimsey, one of the famous sleuths in the mystery genre. His author, Dorothy L. Sayers, whatever else she may be, had a very good grip on chronic PTSD.

[You know, PTSD reminds me of that sword that eats people's souls.]

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If You Ever Wondered…

… how I could ever have had the ridiculous idea that Terry Pratchett is bringing racist attitudes from real life up to the surface in Unseen Academicals, go have a look at item #1 of The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters and compare that to the attitudes of various Discworld characters towards Mister Nutt’s race. The Patrician, the main Downstairs characters, and most likely the Evil Wizard are the only ones who have a clue. Everyone else, including Ponder, Ridcully, the (former) Dean, the rest of the wizards, and the usually esteemed Lady Margolotta, screwed up. But they’re unlikely to realize the fullness of their screwing up. In that way, the ending is actually pretty realistic.

I found that list just now, long after writing my review. But it brings to a fine point what I was trying to say about that.

I’m closing comments on this post, because I’m just too tired to deal with any moderation that may or may not be needed.

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FTC Disclosures

I know it’s not necessary anymore, but I thought it would be interesting.

You see, I write reviews for Kindle books, with very rare exceptions (case in point: Terry Pratchett’s Unseen Academicals). Because the Kindle allows me to take notes (and also sync it across multiple Kindles), it becomes my review buddy to bookmark interesting quotes and toss out thoughts and revelations as I read the book. Later on I can search my book/my notes.

People think I’m a decent reader, but the fact is I’m very bad at reading and lean heavily on notes. Unseen Academicals was particularly hard for me to review because my paper bookmarks weren’t as accessible, and I couldn’t really do direct highlights without hurting the physical book. (Highlights are awesome on the Kindle, because it’s a wonderful, automatic, and quick way to create notes for later.)

So. Anyways. I review books for the Kindle. As a result, there are very, very few publishers who are willing to let me (or anyone else) have eArcs. In fact, they tend to treat me as a possible criminal who will totally like distribute their stuff over bittorrent, even though I’m not and I won’t (and with a professional presence on Tor.com, can’t afford to be so anyways). The only one who doesn’t so far is Angry Robot.

Sigh, oh well, it means I buy almost all of the books I review, although I get reimbursed by Tor.com for the ones I review for them. Though that still has its downside: if I want to get reimbursed these days, I need to actually review the book, and if I suck in picking books I want to actually review, well….

Disclosure of my reviews, then:

Bought, without reimbursement:
The Graveyard Book
An Evil Guest
The War with the Mein
Pirate Freedom
Dust
Leave it to Psmith [physical book]
A Fire Upon the Deep [twice]
Zoe’s Tale
Little Brother
Saturn’s Children
Blood and Iron
The Last Colony
Halting State

Bought, with reimbursement from Tor.com:
Ghost Ocean
The Orphan’s Tales
Norse Code
Federations
Matter
The Ghost in Love
The Eye of Night
The Shadow Pavilion
The Stepsister Scheme
You Suck!
The Devil’s Eye
All the Windwracked Stars
Death from the Skies
Nation

Free review copy relayed from publisher via Tor.com:
Unseen Academicals [physical book]

Free review copy relayed directly from author:
Tides From the New Worlds

Free review copy relayed directly from publisher:
F&SF Oct/Nov All-Star Issue [physcial issue]
The Yiddish Policeman’s Union [physical book]

Registered Hugo Voter free copies:
Rollback
Brazyl

Public domain
Psmith, Journalist
Psmith in the City
Mike and Psmith

I buy so many books on my own and then review, that I’m pretty surprised that people still suspect my motives are impure. And I’m very tired of that.

Mind you, the FTC seemed to briefly think that the motives of people who got physical review copies were also impure. But the ebook thing is probably going to last until publishers get a clue.

Le sigh.

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Yes, the S∂ Topic d20 is Rolling Rather Heavily of Late

A couple hits in politics, and rather a lot of hits in the psychological and autobiography departments, never happy things with me.

So. Bring out yer recommendations for new SF/Fantasy books; it helps if they’re available as Kindle, ePub, or Mobipocket books. I’ve already read The Mermaid’s Madness (and found it Good).

My taste in fantasy leans towards humor and away from High Fantasy (you know, Lord of the Rings type stuff); Low Fantasy is more my metier.

I tend to be more or less all over the map where SF is concerned; it’s the field I’m newest to, so I especially need recommendations here. Only no Iain M. Banks, please. He makes me sad lately.

One of the suggested books I’ll try to review for Tor.com. My previous reviews can be found here.

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New Post at Tor.com: Review — Unseen Academicals

Terry Pratchett’s Unseen Academicals is about the parallel development of football (soccer, to Americans) in the alternate and funnier reality that is the Discworld; yet as always, there’s much more swimming in the depths of his Monty Python-esque stories. Humorous but thoughtful, Unseen Academicals combines early Pratchett at his lightest (Pyramids, Moving Pictures, Guards! Guards!) with late Pratchett at his heaviest (Monstrous Regiment, Night Watch, Thud!), resulting in an easy read with a heavy afterthought.

[Oh Terry Pratchett, when will you ever be easy to review?]

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Technically the Online Hook-up Before the First Date: BattleLore: Heroes

My mind is sploodge right now, so this will be short. (ETA: I should stop saying that, because what happens is that my brain spills out everything it’s been thinking about, as opposed to reining itself in, and every time I say this it ends up being the opposite of short. Sigh.)

I wanted to get a better impression of this newest expansion for BattleLore, but the weekend oncall ate my brains, and now I’m kind of doing an all-nighter, and argh things are building, and I’m bored, and… well, I’ve got BattleLore all laid out and it’s eating at my mind and you know what I do when something eats at my mind.

Right, I blog it.

Anyways, if you don’t know what BattleLore is, you can stop reading right now.

Image from BattleLore Master, unofficial BattleLore fan site

Image from BattleLore Master, unofficial BattleLore fan site

BattleLore is part of the Commands & Colors war boardgame family, dreamed up and executed and playtested yea unto infinity by Richard Borg, who is awesome. Relatively speaking, the mechanics are similar between branches of the family—American civil war (one game, sadly); World War II (very prolific); Ancients (Rome and suchlike); and BattleLore, which is medieval/fantasy. With BattleLore: Heroes, this leans heavily towards fantasy, at least the way it’s packaged right now.

Of these games, Ancients is somewhat the more complex, perhaps more “pure” historical wargaming—BattleLore, with its various add-ons, is starting to approach Ancients in terms of strategic options; especially with Heroes, this may boost BattleLore past Ancients when we consider strategery options in battle. In general strategery terms, BattleLore is the most complex of the C&C games, what with the pre-game strategic options of Call to Arms, all the special powers, and the war council.

Heroes, in essence, adds one of the more interesting and unique C&C attributes of Ancients: leaders (called Heroes here). Leaders are quite interesting in the way they can strengthen other units by merging in with them (something regular units can’t do), general mobility in terms of moving this bonus around where you need it, and interesting choices in that a leader is somewhat more vulnerable than a normal unit, although this is mitigated somewhat by a different pattern of die rolls, similar to the method for killing creatures.

(Hmmm. Creatures can be thought of as, perhaps, a kind of leader all along, but they can trample like elephants in Ancients and don’t particularly inspire other units save as support, even if creatures have special powers, unlike elephants.)

I’ve been waiting for this for some time. In addition to adding a leader-type component to the battleground, Heroes also provides “battle savvy” rules for normal units, which boosts them up to the strategic options of Ancients units. This is also welcome, although evade is still missing for certain units (one of my favorite aspects of Ancients; sometimes running away is the best approach, and this helped light units be a bit more useful). Plus, heros have classes (priest, warrior, wizard, etc) which are distinguishable from each other and have different development paths.

Of course, some strange things got added in the mix, which gives BattleLore its own flare, of course… a very RPG flare. I don’t mind, having been solidly on the fantasy version because you get fewer complaints from men about how women don’t belong in a historical war simulation (though it’s by no means absent), despite it being, in the end, a game. After all, dwarves can somewhat be thought of as Scotsmen, but they’re still little dwarf figurines. And missing out on always bold units who can always battle back is a shame, although Battle Savvy units somewhat take care of that.

(For guys who think women shouldn’t complain about this: I know some of you get angry when “she” is used instead of “he” in rules manuals, partly because you feel this excludes you as a gamer. Well, think how women gamers feel about that kind of thing when it happens all the time to their gender. Yes, one can argue that “he” is “general” usage for a gender-neutral pronoun in English, but in the absence of a real one, why is “she” not as applicable for the role? “Tradition” you might say, but there was never a good reason in the first place—unless you want to argue that women are not as consequential as men.

And if you say “tradition” again, why the hell can’t things change in this modern age? Language isn’t static, after all, nor should it be; we add new vocabulary and change old meanings all the time, because communication and social interaction are, uh, kind of interlinked. And if you say, “traditional in gaming,” all I can say is: do you or do you not want that to change? And do you or do you not want women to always feel uncomfortable because language excludes them? And if you say that’ll never change, well, do you or do you not want to expand the ever-shrinking pool of gamers as it is currently?

And if you say it’s not worth using “she” or having women figurines in a game in order to make women more included because they should just, basically, deal with being in a man’s world even though it doesn’t have to be that way, I throw up my hands right here, because you’re just silly at that point. Yeah, yeah, you can’t win with me, I’m so unreasonable and a horrible feminist. Go away if you feel like that.)

The most jarring addition to me is the artifacts, which allow a hero to not be quite as vulnerable on the field (nice, because unlike leaders in Ancients, you really normally can’t have extra heroes in BattleLore) and grants them special powers. But it’s a bit of a lottery, naturally, and it’s the most un-C&C-like of BattleLore’s aspects; still, perhaps it’s necessary, as creatures have special powers. (I really look forwards to the upcoming flying dragons expansion! BattleLore really is the kitchen sink of much of the C&C developments in its glorious past, since flying units appear in Memoir ‘44.)

BattleLore: Heroes is purely a fantasy Lore version addition, with no historical simulation rules; I feel sorry for the historical simulation folks, actually. I wish for something a bit less fantasy, too; sometimes you don’t want to deal with Lore.

Ah well. Heroes will be interestin’ to try out. When I can get around to it….

Also, I just remembered: mounted heroes (available via the “riding” upgrade for all classes)! No such things as leaders on horseback.

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John Ottinger Apologizes

I was being small-minded, petty, cruel and insensitive. I WAS WRONG.

His full apology available either at old Grasping for the Wind site or the new shiny Grasping for the Wind site.

For those wondering what the context of all that is, Shweta outlines and analyzes his previous vitriolic post.

[personal stuff begins below]

ETA: Ah, what the hell. Bygones are bygones, and I’ll get over it. I don’t need nor want anything other than his general apology post. I have work to do.

I wrote a small and quiet and pained and personal response to his previous vitriolic post. I was not analytical, I was more, “Argh, I got kicked in the stomach again over this, and from a source I can’t even understand why he did it, I didn’t expect it, which makes it even worse, I’m shutting down right now.” It didn’t help; the weekend was still bad, although not as bad as the time I posted that non-canon Sherlock Holmes post, but it is one of the reasons I didn’t celebrate my blog’s birthday.

His previous vitriolic post1 hurt me a lot, although I don’t know how much other people ought to care about that kind of thing. I don’t know if he should care, even, nor do I know if he did or not. I am, in many ways, a cowardly bitch who gets hurt easily, and instead of getting mad like she should, simply falls over and cries.

  1. I don’t remember its title anymore. Probably for the better. []
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I Declare Today Star Trek V-Day

Sybok

In celebration of what Agony Booth would call The Worst of Trek.

Of course, YMMV. Some people love Enterprise, lots don’t. Lots of people love the Star Trek reboot, some people don’t. Although everybody seems to hate Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, so that’s a sort of uniting issue.

All I know is, here are links.

Agony Booth Hilarious Recap

Trekking with Tim at Rotten Tomatoes

Roger Ebert’s Take

DVD Journal reviews the DVD

Star Trek V Rifftrax

Enter Stage Right defends Star Trek V

TV Tropes Star Trek V page (Warning: time sink)

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