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Oh, Let’s Hit It Again

I’m rolling really badly of late.

However, I will note that my favorite pundit, Andrew Sullivan (The Daily Dish)1 has finally linked to my favorite semi-pundit SF writer, John Scalzi (Whatever). In particular, to this post:

I think some people are under the impression that the White House wants Fox News to disappear. Nothing, I suspect, could be further from the truth. The White House is in fact delighted that Fox News and its merry cast of commentators exists.

More at the link. It’s delightful and, as far as I can tell, true.

Another thing; Alex Massie comments on American conservatism:

Increasingly, British Tories wonder what has happened to their American relatives. It’s as if your favorite cousin had a nervous breakdown, found religion, and became an evangelist for an apocalyptic cult prophesying the imminent end of the world as we know and love it.

I just have to say: THIS.

At the moment, I have the temper of an extremely angry badger who’s had its set invaded, so I would probably rip into anyone who decided to comment in an upset, “you’re not being faaaaiiiir” manner on this post, because I have about that much patience right now. Thus I am closing comments, because blood is hard to wash out of the upholstery.

If you feel extremely slighted, go email Andrew Sullivan or comment at Scalzi’s Whatever or The Daily Beast, because I’m sure that they’ll totally not stomp on you there, whereas I will just rip your throat out, because I have no sense of humor.

  1. Note: just because he’s my favorite doesn’t mean I always agree with him. Indeed, I think I read him because I sometimes disagree with him, but he’s got an intelligent take on things, and isn’t afraid to change his mind. Unlike some conservative pundits. Well. A lot of conservative pundits, it seems, these days. []

You’ve Got Fail: LOL GOP.com ctd

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Oh Jon Stewart, may your star shine on.

Not At All a Serious Political Blog, This

I hope it shows, because politics is perhaps one of the most prominent areas where I care only a little and don’t get all het up about. (Unless the world is ending OMG.)

ETA: my iPhone chopped off the rest of this post. Here we go again: for serious political commentary, go visit John Scalzi. He’s got a better sense of humor about it, too.

Politics: it gets talked about if I roll a 1 on the topic d20, and even then rerolls are totally allowed.

Saying Goodbye to the Bush Administration… in Verse

Calvin Trillin, like many of us subject to the increasingly mysterious and nonsensical whims of the Bush administration, was obviously a man in pain. While some blogged and others made YouTube videos, Trillin decided to let it all out in verse.

The various doings and undoings of the Bush Administration are extremely painful to look back at without a shield of humor such as the Daily Show or the Colbert Report. But in a pinch, Calvin Trillin’s poems and songs and etudes to the previous administration—as well as the 2008 election—provide us a way to look back without losing our lunches, while preserving the fact that these last eight years have been majorly fucked up.

Obliviously On He Sails: The Bush Administration in Rhyme by Calvin Trillin

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Each part of this book opens with a poem, continues with some commentary to provide context, a little jolt to your memory, before easing out into much poetry and verse. This model is followed by the other two books as well.

A sample poem from Part 7: Just Invade Something.

We Speak Not of Osama
(With apologies to Cole Porter, the master, who wrote “My Heart Belongs to Daddy”)
The towers fell. We knew full well
The villain in this awful drama.
His name held sway, ’til he got away,
Now we speak not of Osama.
We said we’d pound him once he’s found
So flat that he’d cry for his momma.
Forget that jive, that “dead or alive,”
‘Cause we speak not of Osama.
He’s not even in the axis.
No, his evil did not make the grade.
For the the thing he mostly lacks is
A country that we can invade.
He could be in Yokohama,
Or Bahrain or Belize or Dubai.
But to get back at Osama
We’ll just pulverize some other guy.

A Heckuva Job: More of the Bush Administration in Rhyme by Calvin Trillin

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A sample from part 8, “Secrets: Keeping Them, Leaking Them, Extracting Them, and Listening In on Them:”

The President’s Measured Response to Criticism of His Secret Domestic Spying Operation

Since I am commander in chief,
My powers to spy or debrief
Are limitless. That’s my belief.
So go somewhere else with your beef.
I’ll do what I want when I want to.
Since terror is not like croquet,
The NSA does what I say.
Despite your softheaded dismay,
My Nanny Dick says it’s OK.

Deciding the Next Decider: The 2008 Presidential Race in Rhyme by Calvin Trillin

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Probably the best book of the three, with a different approach: instead of prose commentary, we have parts where the commentary has been turned into verse and is interspersed, appropriately at times, by smaller songs and poetry. This works better, I think, although we’re not going to come anywhere close to the quality material1 from the Bush years.

Although some of it does come pretty damn close. From part 22, “So Where’s the Blowout?”:

The prospects for the GOP looked dim
Before the credit crisis got so grim
That economic sages weren’t averse
To saying things were bad and could get worse.
McCain had said forthrightly all along
His grasp of economics wasn’t strong.
McCain’s main man on economic matters
Said our economy was not in tatters.
The problem was, he said, our point of view,
And that’s been whiny rather than can-do.

Phil Gramm Says We’re a Nation of Whiners
As senator, Phil was among the designers
Of laws that helped Enron, which showed no decliners,
Manipulate prices of oil from refiners.
(Its stock can be used in your cat box, for liners.)
His laws helped the mortgage thieves rook naïve signers
Who then lost their houses and can’t afford diners.
So now he decides we’re a nation of whiners.
Figures.

Oh Bush. There are some things we’ll miss about you. There will be a time of nostalgia for your era. Like the nostalgia that exists for the Cold War era.

I welcome our new Democratic overlords. Including the unicorns they came riding in on.

Inauguration 2009!

  1. Fertilizer, I like to think of it as. []

Constitution of the United States of America on Your Kindle/Reader

All because I’m still on a West Wing jag and I drank a bottle of this about eight hours ago and I’m still hyper. So I started this (well, yesterday apparently) evening and ended just now.

Here they are:

  United States Constitution [EPUB] (460.2 KiB, 498 hits)
  United States Constitution [Kindle/Mobipocket] (362.9 KiB, 546 hits)

Below the cut is a gallery of images on the Kindle, wherein I also describe and demonstrate the highlighting and note-taking features of the Kindle. As the movie reviewer with his or her notepad, so I with my ebook reader.

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One for the Post-Election Road: A Pundit Kitchen Collection

She's All yours.  Please keep her away. Love, the lower 48.

she knows you won and   she's not surprised

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

Block party, January 20th. 300,000,000 invited. Be there.

One Last Note on Election ‘08: Voting that Mattered

Warning: language.

The first and national item is that voting for the President was obviously important. Obama won. And in Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida, Virginia, and New Hampshire, voting really mattered; it was OH, PA, and FL that finished off McCain. In Missouri, Montana, Arizona, and other traditional red states, where red had a hard time fighting blue, voting still sent a clear message—if you want to impress us, said the American people, please fucking address this fucked-up economy. Oh, and get around to Iraq. Soon. And this torture shit needs to stop.

The second item, local to California but of grave interest to the nation, was Proposition 8, which outlawed gay marriage. It passed—and unfortunately while the margin was thin, it was still a margin that passed the amendment to the state’s constitution. Voting again really mattered.

The third and last item, local to Washington and of a little bit of interest to the nation, was Initiative 1000—the right to assisted medical suicide. Like many controversial laws and amendments, this also passed with a thin margin, though not as thin as that of Proposition 8.

My personal tally: (1) Obama for varoius reasons people are tired of hearing, (2) n/a though I wished I could vote NO for various reasons people are likewise tired of hearing, and (3) I voted YES, because death by bleach is not a pretty thing, and people who really, really, really want to commit suicide due to medical reasons tend not to be stopped by laws that ban suicide. What interests me is that some people would say it’s not proper to vote YES, not so much because it’s OMG suicide, but because this is submitting a moral issue through humiliating medical and legal processes unnecessary if medical prescription laws did not require doctor’s approvals. Which I do agree with to some extent, but still: better than fucking bleach.

Addendum: Looking back at 10 years of Oregon’s Death with Dignity Act.

A Science Fictional Presidency: “Rahmbo” as Chief of Staff

Barack Obama, the new President-Elect of the United States, has chosen Rahm Emanuel as his White House Chief of Staff.

This is a new one to some people, for Rahm Emanuel is, as they say, intense. In some ways he’s the opposite of the cool and serene Barack Obama—Emanuel can be, and often has been, loudly-and-in-your-face confrontational. There’s the following cute story, recapped in Rolling Stones “The Enforcer”:

And there’s the story of how, the night after Clinton was elected, Emanuel was so angry at the president’s enemies that he stood up at a celebratory dinner with colleagues from the campaign, grabbed a steak knife and began rattling off a list of betrayers, shouting “Dead! . . . Dead! . . . Dead!” and plunging the knife into the table after every name. “When he was done, the table looked like a lunar landscape,” one campaign veteran recalls. “It was like something out of The Godfather. But that’s Rahm for you.”

O horrors! Obama has chosen a real S.O.B. as his White House Chief of Staff! Love and peace is doomed already in the presidency!

Not. This is actually a pretty sensible choice by Obama, because while Emanuel is undoubtedly hot-tempered, he uses that temper constructively. That’s one laser-focused staff member of pure unmediated anger most people on the Hill do not want to get in the way of. In other words, sometimes you need a bastard. And the position of White House Chief of Staff is one of them.

In many ways, Rahm Emanuel reminds me of Samuel Vimes of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.1 He’s extremely direct, street-smart (or, rather, Hill-smart) and cunning, and sometimes described as being as tenuous as an attack dog. If he had to choose between being carried to work and walking, he’d choose walking. People can choose to see him as merely a thug—but they’d be making one of the biggest mistakes of their political careers. He is combative, argumentative, and tells the truth often enough to be unfashionable. He’s managed to recruit and organize more than 30 members of his own kind. He won’t sugar-coat anything for anybody, not even his own boss. Sometimes he wakes up and hates himself, though I suspect to others he under-reports this.

That’s actually both of them I’m describing. Although in Sam Vimes’ case it was an axe and he didn’t use nearly that many words to express what he felt.2 Some might argue that Sam Vimes is actually a much easier man to work with, but that’s because Vimes is a point of view in most of the books he’s in. With notable exceptions like The Truth and Monstrous Regiment, where we see him from the outside—and that is a bastard.

Of course the thought crossed my mind: does Emanuel play Vimes to Obama’s… Vetinari?

Actually, that’s an interesting question to consider. I’ll leave others to play with the meaning of Vetinari’s coat of arms, but Obama certainly fits the Vetinari mold in some ways: calm when everyone else is losing their heads, the eerily smooth running of a revolutionary ground game, a high level of discipline, even a certain sparseness in the way he eats—unlike many candidates, he never gained the “campaign 15″.3 But instead of wielding fear as his method for getting people to cooperate, Obama wields a fearfully high level of charisma, somewhere around Carrot levels.4

Obama is also a much more rounded personality; he has a family he truly loves, and a wife he cares for deeply.5 Vetinari has neither and remains cold and distant at all times. Still, this is the kind of delicious irony that Pratchett loves to introduce in his characters, and if he ever gets around to covering more of Vetinari’s incidental background, I suspect there would be something as surprising.

So: it’s not really Obama and Emanuel up there.6 It’s Vetinari and Vimes, a relationship that goes beyond “good cop, bad cop” and into Machiavellian territory. In other words: it’s just good politics.

West Wing Note: Josh Lyman is based on Rahm Emanuel. In fact, once Emanuel got to watch The West Wing for some episodes and realized this, he called his younger brother, a Hollywood talent agent, and said, “Hey, I finally saw the show, and you know what? I like that guy better than I like you.”

I’ll leave you with my favorite quote from the Rolling Stones article:

“We get into this stupid argument every four years: centrists vs. leftists,” [Emanuel] says. “That is not the argument today. It is change vs. status quo. In 1992, Bill Clinton was a change agent — he won. In 1994, Newt Gingrich was a change agent — he won. In 1996, Bill Clinton was a change agent to Dole and Gingrich — he won. In 1998, Democrats represented a change from the Republican drive for impeachment — they won. In 2000, George Bush was a credible change agent. In 2002, Democrats failed to convey change — and they lost. I want to be about change and reform to the Republican status quo.”

Addendum: And here’s Newsweek’s “Inside Obama’s Pick for White House Chief of Staff. From Senator Lindsey Graham, one of McCain’s close friends:

“When we hit a rough spot, he always looked for a path forward. I consider Rahm to be a friend and colleague. He’s tough but fair. Honest, direct, and candid. These qualities will serve President-elect Obama well.”

Addendum: From Noam Scheiber at The Stump’s “Rahm was the Only Choice, Not Just the Right Choice”, Emanuel shares with Vimes a down-to-earth quality:

And, having successfully run the DCCC, the House Democrats’ campaign arm, he knows how to harness the power of voters in every corner of the country

This last point is especially key (though, again, not enough on its own). As we point out in our introduction to the power list, Obama has built the most powerful and sophisticated grassroots infrastructure of any presidential candidate in history. Not only would it be a shame not to exploit it to enact Obama’s policy agenda. Given the potential opposition to something like healthcare reform, it’s hard to see how it gets passed without using that infrastructure. .

Addendum: From Smith & Harris at Politico’s “Emanuel pick sends powerful signal”, with a description that sounds much like a certain modern Stoneface Vimes:

“He’s from the Lombardi wing of the party — he’s a guy who wants to win at any cost and will do whatever it takes,” said John Lapp, a former top Emanuel aide at the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Lapp called Emanuel “the best possible pick — a perfectionist and fighter who loves the president[-elect] like a brother.”

If so, he’s a sibling who long ago showed he knows how to talk back in the family. As a longtime aide to Bill Clinton, Emanuel was known for his willingness to talk bluntly to colleagues from the president on down.

  1. I call science-fiction on Discworld’s genre. []
  2. Feet of Clay. []
  3. According to Newsweek’s “The Long Siege”, “Reporters joked that if he ate a single bite of burger or pancake once the doors of his dark-tinted SUV closed, they’d eat their BlackBerrys.” []
  4. You know, maybe this is more of a Vimes/Carrot dynamic were Carrot to inherit Vetinari’s position. []
  5. He gave her veto power on whether he entered and stayed in the race. She told him he’d have to quit smoking. And he did. []
  6. Okay, it is. Bear with me. I’m having a Blogging MomentTM. []

Video Highlights of Election ‘08: Obama’s Acceptance Speech

Turned around and on YouTube within minutes of its ending:

Full transcript at TPM

Signed, Sealed, Delivered – Obama Wins the Presidency!