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New on Kindle: January 6th

The Jennifer Morgue by Charles Stross

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Your favorite agent from the semi-Dilbertian operation known as The Laundry is back—riffing off of spy movies and the disasters of necromancy when a millionaire tries to dredge up the Jennifer Morgue, a device to speak to the dead.

You can read the first two novellas featuring Bob Howard in The Atrocity Archives, as well as reading the free short story Down on the Farm from Tor.com (which comes in Mobipocket downloadable format, perfect for the Kindle).

Just Another Judgement Day by Simon R. Green

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In the not-that-sleepy town of Nightside, a new sheriff has shown up in town—the Walking Man, a seemingly magic- and science-proof specter that stalks the streets and dispatches the evil and the indulgent side by side. It’s up to Private Investigator John Taylor to stop the invulnerable menace.

You can read other books in the Nightside series on the Kindle. The full list:

  1. Something from the Nightside
  2. Agents of Light and Darkness
  3. Nightingale’s Lament
  4. Hex and the City
  5. Paths Not Taken
  6. Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth
  7. Hell to Pay
  8. The Unnatural Inquirer
  9. Daemons Are Forever
  10. Just Another Judgement Day

In Shade and Shadow by Barb Hendee

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Death by literature—or rather, death from literature. Secret texts from a forgotten time in the land’s history have resurfaced, and someone obviously doesn’t want that, since enterprising scholars are being killed—perhaps by the Noble Dead, the vampires who supposedly wrote the texts.

The first book in a new story arc of the Saga of the Noble Dead, the last two books in the previous cycle are also available on the Kindle: Rebel Fey and Child of a Dead God.

The series has its own site at www.nobledead.com.

The Stepsister Scheme by Jim C. Hines

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Featured on John Scalzi’s The Big Idea this week, this fairy-tale retelling scores a team of three princesses of yore—Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and Snow White—and tells the story of what happened after their supposedly happily-forever-afters. As it turns out, not all princes are gold of heart, and not all stepsisters are dead….

If you loved Fables, you’ll love this book.

We Think, Therefore We Are by Peter Crowther

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Brand new tales about artificial intelligence and robots:

  • “Tempest 43″ by Stephen Baxter
  • “The Highway Code” by Brian Stableford
  • “Savlage Rights” by Eric Brown
  • “The Kamikaze Code” by James Lovegove
  • “Adam Robots” by Adam Roberts
  • “Seeds” by Tony Ballantyne
  • “Lost Places of the Earth” by Steven Utley
  • “The Chinese Room” by Marly Youmans
  • “Three Princesses” by Robert Reed
  • “The New Cyberiad” by Paul Di Filippo
  • “That Laugh” by Patrick O’Leary
  • “Alles in Ordnung” by Garry Kilworth
  • “Sweats” by Keith Brooke
  • “Some Fast Thinking Needed” by Ian Watson
  • “Dragon King of the Eastern Sea” by Chris Roberson

Goblin War by Jim C. Hines

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Also released alongside The Stepsister Scheme is Hines’ take on Tolkien—from the humorous side of the so-called faceless minions and a hobgoblin named Jig Dragonslayer who would rather not adventure….

The first two books in this series, Goblin Quest and Goblin Hero, are not yet available on the Kindle.

Stay the Night by Lynn Viehl

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Immortal vampire art crook falls in love with female federal agent, and there are people out to get them. It’s another vampire romance in the loose Darkyn series with another star-crossed couple.

Also available on the Kindle: Twilight Fall, Evermore, and the eSpecial Master of Shadows.

One More Bite by Jennifer Rardin

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In the best of paranormal romance vampire intrigue stories, the death of one vampire lord doesn’t lead to peace, but to a terrible power struggle between three undead clans. The CIA wants to stabilize the situation, and send in agent Jaz and vampire Vayl to undo an assassination plot. In the middle of warring and not terribly rational cold-blooded clans. Yep. Your job doesn’t suck this much, does it?

The latest in the Jaz Parks series, all of which are on the Kindle:

  1. Once Bitten, Twice Shy
  2. Another One Bites the Dust
  3. Biting the Bullet
  4. Bitten to Death
  5. One More Bite

Krispos Rising by Harry Turtledove

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Better known for his award-winning alternate history sagas, Harry Turtledove also wrote fantasy—in this case, a tale where a farmer boy is orphaned and must survive in the city. Krispos manages to do so, becoming the chamberlain to the empreror—and drawing the imperial family ire. Which is probably worse than trying not to get knifed in the city streets.

You can also just buy the entire trilogy as one book, The Tale of Krispos, for only $7.96 on the Kindle.

In the Shadow of the Master by Michael Connelly

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Edgar Allan Poe’s work is in the public domain and available for free on Feedbooks and elsewhere, but they don’t come with essays and commentary from some of the greatest modern writers, including Stephen King, Lawrence Block, Sue Grafton, and more.

Sixteen of the best Poe stories are here, but it’s the celebration that’s the icing on this collection, including:

  • “What Poe Hath Wroth” by Michael Connelly
  • “On Edgar Allan Poe” by T. Jefferson Parker
  • “Under the Covers with Fortunato and Montresor” by Jan Burke
  • “The Curse of Amontillado” by Lawrence Block
  • “Pluto’s Heritage” by P. J. Parrish
  • “Identity Crisis” by Lisa Scottoline
  • “In a Strange City: Baltimore and the Poe Toaster” by Laura Lippman
  • “Once Upon a Midnight Dreary” by Michael Connelly
  • “The Thief” by Laurie R. King
  • “Poe and Me at the Movies” by Tess Gerritsen
  • “The Genius of ‘The Tell-Tale Heart’” by Stephen King
  • “The First Time” by Steve Hamilton
  • “The Pit, the Pendulum, and Perfection” by Edward D. Hoch
  • “The Pit and the Pendulum at the Palace” by Peter Robinson
  • “Edgar Allan Poe, Mark Twain, and Me” by S. J. Rozan
  • “The Quick and the Undead” by Nelson DeMille
  • “Imagining Edgar Allan Poe” by Sara Paretsky
  • “Rantin’ and Ravin’” by Joseph Wambaugh
  • “A Little Thought on Poe” by Thomas H. Cook
  • “Poe in G Minor” by Jeffery Deaver
  • “How I Became an Edgar Allan Poe Convert” by Sue Grafton

We Can’t All Be Rattlesnakes by Patrick Jennings

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No, indeed we can’t, thinks the female snake who regrets not being a rattlesnake when she’s picked up by a human. How can you resist something that begins:

Call Me Crusher

I had shed a skin the day of my capture. As always, the sloughing left me famished, so I curled up under a shady patch of creosote and eagerly awaited the first rodent to cross my path. Gopher was at the top of my list, though I was so hungry that I’d gladly have settled for even a nasty, gristly little shrew.

A rodent did not cross my path first that morning, however. A lower life form did: a human.

A cute viewpoint from the other side of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.

New on Kindle: November 11th and the rest of October 28th – November 7th

Ender in Exile by Orson Scott Card

Buy: 14.87

Tack another book fresh off the presses (both paper and electronic) onto the Ender’s Game series. Speaking of which, there’s not much in the Kindle store there as of this writing. Here are all of Card’s books in the Kindle store.

Dragonheart: Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonriders of Pern by Todd J. McCaffrey

Buy: 15.48

A continuation of the long-lived Dragonriders of Pern series by her son—and his first solo novel based on his mother’s world. I believe that most of the Pern series is currently in the Kindle store.

Destiny Kills by Keri Arthur

Buy: 5.59

Modern thriller/paranormal romance with dragons and mad scientists.

Heart and Soul by Sarah A. Hoyt

Buy: 5.59

The final volume in an alternate history trilogy focused on the early Victorian-era travels of British adventurer Nigel Oldhall, sort of an Alan Quatermain who keeps running into magical jems, supernatural foes, and mad foreign ministers everywhere he goes in the world.

The other two books in this series, Soul of Fire and Heart of Light, are also available on the Kindle.

The Tomorrow Code by Brian Falkner

Buy: 9.99

Your fortune says: It is not a good day when your future selves start sending you cryptic messages encoded in binary.

Star Trek: Destiny: Mere Mortals by David Mack

Buy: 5.59

Borg, Jean-luc Picard, Erzi Dax, William Riker, the U.S.S. Titan, and god-like beings who can mess with space and time and, unlike the Q, have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever.

Fern Verdant and the Silver Rose by Diana Leszczynski

Buy: 9.99

Fern discovers that she can talk to plants. This is very important, because her botanist mother has been spirited away by malevolent forces, and only Fern has the key to finding her.

Twilight: The Complete Illustrated Movie Companion by Mark Cotta Vaz

Buy: 9.99

I’m not quite sure how well a complete illustrated movie companion guide will go over on the color-limited/contrast-specific Kindle. Nevertheless, this is in the Kindle store—although in this case, I strongly suggest you get the print edition instead.

The Demonata #7: Death’s Shadow by Darren Shan

Buy: 9.99

A horror series for young adults, and I mean serious horror gore here, with every single demonic and/or evil creature you can imagine involved. Yes, and zombies. An 8th book is on the way, and the entire Demonata series is available for the Kindle.

One Silent Night by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Buy: 6.99

Stryker wants to kill us all. Yes, with his army of demons and vampires. But then his ex-wife of several centuries shows up, and there is, shall we say, a throw-down. Kind of the almost exact opposite of a paranormal romance.

Prince of Stories: The Many Worlds of Neil Gaiman by Christopher Golden, Hank Wagner, And Stephen R. Bissette

Buy: 17.79

The ultimate guide to Neil Gaiman’s fiction, with exclusive interviews and rare glimpses at beginnings and unpublished work, in its dead tree incarnation this thing is huge. Consider it the DVD extras to all of Neil Gaiman’s work ’til now.

Just After Sunset by Stephen King

Buy: 9.99

You know you’ve made it when your name and a moderately ominous title alone sells like hotcakes. All jokes aside, this is a different turn than usual for King, since this is a collection of recent short stories rather than a single novel.

Orphan’s Alliance by Robert Buettner

Buy: 6.39

Military science fiction, the most recent in the Orphan series, all of which are present on the Kindle, including: Orphanage, Orphan’s Destiny, and Orphan’s Journey.

The Reawakened by Jeri Smith-Ready

Buy: 9.99

This is not your typical Harlequin book. In the last of a trilogy, Rhia, bestowed with the gift of Crow, and her people must fight for their freedom and their land in an epic fantasy with its own mythology. The other two books in this trilogy, Eyes of Crow and Voice of Crow, are both available for the Kindle.

Death Cry by James Axler

Buy: 5.04

Really not your typical Harlequin novel: in a post-apocalyptic world, aliens control the world, and the Russians have managed to hide a doomsday weapon. The problem is, having the earth destroyed under your feet is still worse than fighting against tyrannical alien overlords. It’s up to Kane and his team of Cerebus Intelligence rogues to save the world. Again. More of the Outlanders series here.

Swordsman’s Legacy by Alex Archer

Buy: 5.04

Picture in your mind: Indiana Jones. But female. And with way better adventures, in action and intelligence, and characters than Tomb Raider—because believe me, Lara Croft ain’t no Indiana Jones even if you factor out the plus/minus of stacks/gear.

Plus Annja Creed has the mystical sword of Joan of Arc.

There’s an entire series of this.

Dark Isle by D.A. Nelson

Buy: 9.99

A young adult novel in the Roald Dahl crossed with Narnia model, involving 10-year-old Morag who escapes her less-than-loving foster parents to rescue a magical world from an evil warlock.

If you’re somewhat shocked to hear that her companions are a magical talking rat and a dodo bird, you’re probably a Neil Gaiman fan like me and remember the allusions to Barbie’s dreamscapes, but this isn’t like them (there’s a dragon instead of a giant dog, for one, and I don’t think all the rats in his family are all named Aldiss).

The Darkest Touch by Jaci Burton

Buy: 5.59

Paranormal romance/thriller, with an archaelogist holding a forbidden black diamond on the run from a demon hunter. Things escalate into a demon warfare, and the the party really gets going. She does not, unfortunately, hold the sword of Joan of Arc.

Bird by Rita Murphy

Buy: 9.99

I’ll finish with something that came up earlier, but I missed due to not having Delacorte on my list of publishers to watch. Bird is a surreal fantasy, beginning with an orphaned Miranda brought by the wind to the doorstep of the cold, dark manor of a widow, who gives her iron boots to ground her but little else.

Secrets, about the manor and her former life, begin to unwind when Miranda meets a mysterious boy named Farley.

A Date with the F&SF Oct/Nov All-Star Issue, Part 3: A Little Nougat


Photography: Gaetan Lee

Belgian confectionists also make deluxe luxury nougat bars, so this is nothing against nougat.

As for the F&SF Oct/Nov issue, I ran into the inevitable “string of stories I am not 100% enthusiastic about” that is just about unavoidable with most anthologies and story digests. And even single-author story collections, come to think of it.

First, though, we started with a delicious little bon-bon.

The New York Times at Special Bargain Rates by Stephen King

She’s fresh out of the shower when the phone begins to ring, but although the house is still full of relatives—she can hear them downstairs, it seems they will never go away, it seems she never had so many—no one picks up. Nor does the answering machine, as James programmed it to do after the fifth ring.

Anne goes to the extension on the bed-table, wrapping a towel around herself, her wet hair thwacking unpleasantly on the back of her neck and bare shoulders. She picks it up, she says hello, and then he says her name. It’s James. They had thirty years together, and one word is all she needs. He says Annie like no one else, always did.

I always liked Stephen King for the little personal detail work that immerse you into the scene, and for the knack of uncovering just enough information to feel your way through the mist, and interesting shapes stick out that may be something or may be nothing at all. That, of course, is why he’s such a great horror writer: dropping the reader into an uncertain situation that just gets stranger. This works wonders for fantasy as well.

I quite like this story; it’s weird and unsettling, pushes you—personally—out of the comfort zone, and not just the characters. This kind of story (and I count “Sleepless Years” in this group as well) what I like to read between big dark truffles like “Days of Wonder”, a little delicious shock before diving into darker, richer tastes.

You know, I never visited Stephen King’s website before. Woah.

Dazzle Joins the Screenwriter’s Guild by Scott Bradfield

Dazzle found his first script conference a lot less painful than he expected.

“I see a dog with severe personality disorders,” envisioned Syd Fleishman of Sony Tristar, seated in his overstuffed leather armchair with a plastic liter of Evian propped between his knees. “I see a dog with closeness issues, and issues about his dad. I see a dog with lots to say about the terrible problems facing mankind—such as the destruction of the ozone layer and the rainforests, and the tragedy of Native Americans and all that. But I also see a dog that, well. If he spots a human being in trouble? That dog comes running. An all-faithful sort of dog, but an all-faithful sort of dog with attitude. You gotta earn the respect of a dog like that. But once you earn that respect, he’s your buddy for life.”

This is a funny and amusing story, and full of the kind of surreal hijinks that only Hollywood could get up to, and which are made bearable by a talking dog. I am reminded of Terry Pratchett’s Moving Pictures, but this is a modern story that happens in “our” world once-removed by the spectacle of Dazzle.

I think I need to read the original “Dazzle”, since I have the same lack of grasp of who-is-this-guy-oops-dog-I-mean as I did with “Inside Story” earlier, except I don’t have the convenience of finding “Dazzle” online at the moment.

Unfortunately, while funny and amusing and well-written, this (as well as Moving Pictures, though I love Pterry with all my little Discworld heart) is definitely in the not-for-me bin.

I’m willing to try one of Bradfield’s other works, the ones for which he’s called “the David Lynch of prose”; from the enotes.com description (and then again, this is enotes.com) he writes the kind of stuff I usually like.

The Visionaries by Robert Reed

Everyone is an unmitigated failure.

And then success comes, or it doesn’t.

When I was still an unpublished author, I wrote a long story about an average fellow wandering through his relentlessly unremarkable life. His world wasn’t particularly different from mine, except for being set in some down-the-road future. The plot was minimal, the sf ideas scarce. Yet something about the narrative felt important to me. Typing like a madman, I produced a 25,000-word manuscript complete with rambling conversations and a contrived terminology. The next several drafts were agonizing attempts to reshape the work, creating something leaner and more salable. But I couldn’t seem to apply even the most basic lessons of effective writing. In the end, I had a novella nobody would willingly read.

But on the premise that I didn’t know squat, I licked a fortune in stamps and addressed the oversized manila envelope to the first magazine on my list of professional markets.

A few weeks later, both the manuscript and a standard rejection note were jammed into my tiny mailbox.

I think I’m too young to appreciate this story.

In this day and age, I have read the same screed spread out across a hundred or so beginning-writers’ blogs at some point or other. I myself am a neophyte of a writer, so I know intimately this kind of screed. The last place I thought I’d read such a thing would be F&SF, which admittedly is naive of me. As such, this story did not warm the cockles of my heart, and annoyed me very much.

And for some reason, I also knew where all the pool balls were going to go after the opening break about two pages in. That took a lot of stuffing out of the story experience for me.

I’m sure this is a fine Belgian pink-and-white nougat, but I’m no nougat fancier.

Going Back in Time by Laurel Winter

1.

After Richard told her the whole quantum physics thing at the cocktail party, Ellie said, “I get it! We can go back in time.”

“Go back in time,” he repeated slowly, enjoying the attention, the perky camera-ready face tilted up at him. “Only one of those words has meaning.”

Bizarreness follows. I like bizarre, and I like this story, and it’s the right length for what it is, which is rather short. It’s the story-telling equivalent of a joke. Very stylish. I’m pleased to have run into it, but for some reason I still want to file this in the “not for me” bin.

Fortunately, there’s still a little over half more magazine to go.